Back once again!

[foolmaster]

hey its me im back, if any of you remember me, i think i might start work on a new film and i need a few suggestions, something apocalypitc with a sense of depth and reality but i dont have a clear subject in mind, thanks...any of you notice these are the MSN icons? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

[ickle_jim]

if i had a good idea for a film i wouldnt tell ya! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

and yeah i waste my life on msn so i know all too well these are the same emoticons

[emjen]

i have an apocalyptic idea

a man with a huge axe wants to make sweet love with his doughter. what he doesn't know is that his daughter is an angel and therefore is 'neuter'. if the man indeed does make love heaven and he.ll will clash and the war for earth will begin. Then a hero rises, his name is Alfonzo. He likes jellybeans. He has to stop the evil dad from porkin his angelic daughter.

nice eh

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 22, 2003 03:41 PM: Message edited by: emjen ]</font>

[spaceham]

emjen, great idea. yeah, everything's better with incest. that's all 'independence day' needed was a little bit of incest and it would have been great. same with 'star wars'. oh, wait...

[Generic Skinhead]

Oh joy! Good to see Foolmaster has finally returned.

How's the website going man? Sell any videos lately?

If I come up with a brilliant idea for a film I'll make sure to give it to you ASAP. Let me go home and think about it...

[foolmaster]

hey there skinhead, glad someone remembers me...the websites dead ill be working on a new one soon as for now most of my creative "talents" have been going towards music.

http:///www.strongholdtheory.tk

thanks for the reply! be sure to let me know of that idea..if it seems to pop out of nowhere that is

[Chance1234]

Norman a street cleaner for twenty years, reaches that day when hes simple cleaned one street to many. in a fit of rage he raids the local council cleaning depot for what ever chemicals he can lay his hands on.

The next day he sets out to clean the streets with his lethal cocktail, the cocktails begins to rip through the tarmac, and down through the earth's mantle, the fumes cause giant toxic waste clouds, volcanoes start erupting in Lewisham high st(not sure if anyone would notice there)

Only one person can stop him , thats Mabel from the Supermarket who has watched Norman for that twenty years clean the same streets, can her surpreseed love for Norman which she has kept hidden for all these years stop him?

Also on the day Norman started his conquest of destruction. poor little timmy was on his way for a life saving operation, when timmy was two years old he swallowed a milk bottle. for years he hasnt been able to hold anything down as it has all got stuck in the bottle. but today he was meant to get the bottle remved by Dr. Van Flinkle the worlds only specialist in such cases. Van Flinkle is only in the country for the few hours , if the ambulance crew cant drive through Normans Acopolytic destruction in Lewisham , then there is hope for Timmy.


There you go foolmaster you can have that one for free.

[Curtin-Parloe]

I'm sure I've seen that one before... [img]wink.gif[/img]

BTW Chance, what is that on your forehead?

Paul

[Chance1234]

A boot print from my first New Years Eve In Edgware, big fight broke out in the pub i was in , and this guy wacked another guy on the head with a pool cue, the guy who wacked him burst out the door and someone said "stop him" so i went out there afterhim which was bit of a mistake.

Though on the plus side, i was on Morphine based pain killers which are brill ! trying to find a blackmarket supplier as we speak,

[GrizzlyAdams]

or you could have this mad dicktaker with ( we think ) lots of home made nasty chemical stuff and a **** load of oil. then as he's attacked anyone who looked cross eyed, and killed anyone who even thought of killing him - and their friends, familys and the bloke who sent em a postcard once you could have this dead nice friendly geezer from a laid back socially responsible place come along and attemp to take away hi sweapons and put him out of power JUST in case he goes bonkers again and attacks someone who isnt his neighbour. but has a pretty nice flag instead.

he ( dicktaker ) could then respond ( in panic ) by attacking everyone and anything in site in a futile attempt not to get killed/sacked from his plush job as president of the second largest oil reserve and american supplied chemical weapon maker country. i mean If you were saddam, hated by anyone outside of well your own skin - and someone was trying to get you sacked - wouldnt you just lob that lovely chemical **** in every direction - including isreal and al-qeada and terorists are us just to make life more fun for the new petro chemical supported replacement govt.

then again - maybe we shouldnt have sold him all that aggregar jello for making biological weapons 20 years ago - or indeed helped him fight of the iranians with intelligence etc when they were 60 miles from Bagdad in the first attack your neighbour game he played back in the 80's. or indeed perhaps daddy should have told saudi to shut up - and killed the ****** the last time we went to the beach

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and can someone explain why tony blair is such a **** liar - no wonder cherie is the barrister - hes a half a muppet ( kermits cousin )

anyway. youd get some great sfx n folies if you booked a return ticket to Kuwait city at the end of Feb, and just drove north by north north west for 12 hours. ( bring a flack jacket - the us pilots figure anythin under neath must be the enemy, well they just might be 5th columnists.


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